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Published June 29, 2008

Since I'm guest blogging this week at Funny or Die, I figure I'd let you know a little bit about me. 

FACT 1: I used to work at  MEN HEALTH MAGAZINE

HERE ARE SOME ARTICLES I PITCHED THAT WERE TOTALLY REJECTED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF....

 

  • The Amazing Abs of the Al Qaeda
  • 379 Ways to Tell Fat, "To Go Fuck itself!"
  • Cloris Leachman Still Sexy at 80!
  • Why Tongue Kissing a Dude Doesn't Mean You're Gay!
  • Fitness Tips From a Fat Guy
  • Bench Pressing with Stanley Tucci
  • 79 New Places to Masturbate
  • Knitting - Do You Have all The Facts?
  • 13 Exercises for your "Junk"
  • EXCLUSIVE: Barry Manilow Answers Your Q&A's
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