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Published September 21, 2010 More Info »
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Published September 21, 2010
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Hi. Here's the latest item you don’t need that you can’t live without.

How many times has this happened to you? You accidentally drank too much and slept with that guy or girl last night. And now it’s light out, you left your car at the bar, and you have to do the walk of shame back home.

Maybe you’re stuck walking across campus still in last night’s short skirt and heels.

Or, what if you’re in your 20s leaving that retirement village in a big hurry after a night of passion. Hey, you didn’t expect Mrs. Robinson to seduce you. But she did.

That was probably bad judgment. But, hey, it’s none of my business. I’m not judging. I’m just here to sell you the incredible new “Walk of Shame Poncho.”

No makeup? No problem. The Walk of Shame Poncho is specially designed to cover not only your body, but your head too. It comes with a cut out for your eyes and mouth so you can breath, but no one will be able to recognize you.

And if you act now, we’ll throw in a Walk of Shame Jogger’s cup with straw. For those who prefer to do the Run of Shame. Don’t dehydrate! Carry some water. After all, you’re probably already pretty low on body fluids after all that tequila last night.

Eating the worm probably confirmed that you’re an alcoholic. But, hey, I’m not judging. I’m just here to sell you the Walk of Shame Poncho. 

The Walk of Shame Poncho is made of lightweight, quality plastic, so you can carry it with you wherever you go because remember... 

...you never know when you will have to do the walk of shame. 

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