Nigeria (CHN) - A host of African Countries have begun a fact-finding
mission as to the whereabouts of Chad, Africa's 4th largest country.
Media within the African Continent have been focused for months on
Algeria, Tunisia, Egypt, and now Libya because of widespread political
turmoil. However, some are now stepping forward to raise the
uncomfortable question: where exactly is the Nation of Chad?
Sahara Dessert is a large place," admitted Sierra Leon of the easy to
find African West Coast. "I mean, these largely nomadic countries can
get landlocked and just sort of dry out".
enjoying acclaim for her recent soccer prowess, believes that Chad may
feel 'kind of... forgotten'. "You have this incredible excitement and
fascination with Somali pirating to the East and the round the clock
video loop of hunger in Ethiopia taken from some 1980's file footage.
Don't even get me started on our local starlet Darfur of Sudan; truly,
that is a lot of attention for one's neighbors," concluded Ghana.
Above, an artists rendering of what Chad might look like
if it were sandy and located North of The Central African Republic
concerning Chad's homosexuality and HIV contamination have persisted
for decades and the embarrassment of becoming the next 'Burkina Faso'
is "enough to make any of us disappear for a bit," said an un-named
source believed to be Burkina Faso.
Equatorial Guinea disagrees, "Chad is not gay, and even if I'm wrong, I
think that we should at least try to look up the country code to place
some phone calls. Lord knows we wont get any help from the National
Geographic crews filming tribal titties in Kenya; but we must try
Mozambique did not return comment but is
rumored to be taking a long and highly dramatic shower with streams of
blood slowly diluting off of her body as the field of view expands to
finally reveal a (clenched) knife yielding hand still trembling ever so