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Published May 24, 2011 Immortal More Info »
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Published May 24, 2011

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy  session with four young mothers and their small  children. "You all have obsessions," he  observed.
    
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.  You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the  second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name,  Penny."

He turned to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself  in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the  fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by  the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick,  this guy has no idea  what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.” 

 

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