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Published: May 13, 2014
Description: These hard-ass bands are cashing in on some soft-ass merchandise.

Metal icon Glenn Danzig is suing his former Misfits bandmate, Jerry Only, for using the Misfits skull logo on all sorts of very un-punk, un-metal merchandise without Danzig’s consent. But if you thought Misfits Ugg boots were bad, check out what these other super-aggro bands are shilling in the new "Skymall for Hard-Ass Bands" catalog: