Please. Someone explain.
Every time I turn on the TV or go on the computer or my palm pilot I see some new article about how quinoa is the new “Super food.” It’s all “Quinoa This” or “Paleo That.” Some Joe Schmo or Jane Doe claiming they feel the healthiest they have in years all because they ate some quinoa and farted a bag of kale.
Well, I finally gave into the peer pressure. What a crock of shit.
I’ve eaten nothing but quinoa for the last three days, and low and behold, I’m still addicted to crystal meth.
For the love of God, someone please explain how that is healthy. If quinoa is really as good as they say it is, why the hell am I still shooting an eighth of meth every day? Where are the results?
Seems to me like quinoa is just another example of hyper-capitalism. Some made up dumb food that only exists to convince the mainstream that they need to add something to their diet if they want to achieve 100% health. The food industry giants get richer and richer. Meanwhile, everyone else wastes their hard earned money, and I’m still addicted to injecting crystal methamphetamine directly into my bloodstream. Total bullshit.