There are endless options for how one chooses to spend their time, ranging from looking at photos of dogs when they’re young or finding out what time the Super Bowl starts. To clarify, we’re talking about puppies and the answer to the question “what time does Super Bowl XLIX start?”

Both are topics we’ll address below. We’ll get to specifics regarding time of kickoff in Glendale, Arizona, between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots in a second. And we’ll get to puppies like this.

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This puppy lives on the East Coast, where the Super Bowl starts at 6:30 p.m.

That was a great puppy. Perhaps you want to look at another one. Or perhaps we should talk about what time Super Bowl 2015, or as some affectionately refer to it, “superbowl 2015,” starts on the West Coast?

Well. Because Super Bowl XLIX starts at 6:30 p.m. on the East Coast, those on the West Coast would be able to have the following exchange:

Puppy #1: What time does the Super Bowl start in California?
Puppy #2: In California, the Superbowl starts at 3:30 p.m.
Big Fat Puppy: Hey, because I am a dog with good dog hearing I overheard your conversation about the kickoff of the Super Bowl. Were you referring to Pacific Standard Time?
Puppy #2: Yes. PST.
Big Fat Puppy: Could you speak up? I couldn’t hear you.
[The dogs laugh and have a great time as best pals and watch the Super Bowl at 3:30 p.m. on NBC]

Now could be a good time to mix things up and check out this dog with glasses.

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Haha look at this dog! I bet if you looked at this dog’s Google searches it would include: What Time Is the Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl 49 Start Time, What Time Is the Superbowl 2015, Super Bowl Super Bowl 2015, Start Super Bowl XLIX, Game Time Super Bowl, XLIX Super Bowl, Start Super Bowl Game Time What Time Is the Super Bowl 2015, What Time Is the Superbowl Super Bowl XLIX, Start Time Super Bowl 49 Super Bowl XLIX Time

The above was an example of a well-behaved, inquisitive dog. Below is a bad dog. He is a dirty dog.

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This dirty dog’s Google search history include no references to the game that starts at 5:30 p.m. Central. It includes searches like: porn, porn xxx, porn star, muslim porn star, naked, sex, sex porn, porn sex, how to sex, how many penises is too many penises to fit in mittens, do girls like it when having sexy doggystyle, doggystyle sex because i am a dog and that is what i am into


Well there you have it. Now watch the Super Bowl at 6:30 EST. Or Watch Super Bowl 2015 at 3:30 PST. Or, hell, you could watch Tom Brady Russell Wilson Superbowl 2015 kickoff time at 5:30 CST. Who the fuck cares about Mountain Time but if you were you curious you can do the math.

That settled, bring on the pups.

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For what it’s worth, Super Bowl XLIX is on February 1, 2015 at 4:30 p.m. Mountain Time.

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