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July 29, 2015
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I'll take my check please.

Restaurant Rant

WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF A CHECK AT A RESTAURANT

Dear Angie:

We were here yesterday and the service was awesome! The server came over to our table to see how our food was, he asked if we wanted a second cocktail, and he was all smiles, very polite, and funny. We gave him a 25% tip. You did none of these things. You get 10%. If you want to make more money, I suggest you do the things outlined above for starters. Now, maybe you had a really bad day. That’s excusable. I gave you the benefit of the doubt in choosing not to talk to your manager, but if you are our server the next time we dine here and you give us similar poor service, I am going to see your manager. I am not a jerk. I am only trying to be helpful. Who doesn’t want to make more money? By the way, you are hot and here’s my phone number, 555-676-8398. Give me a call some time.

Regards,

Mick

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