5 Questions With Anthony Jeselnik

This hard-hitting interview appears in Issue #006 of The Occasional

Who'll be the surprise celebrity death of 2013? 
People will be surprised when Nelson Mandela dies this year. No one ever sees suicide coming.

AIDS or HPV?
AIDS, for sure. I love the '80s!

So, religion is still a thing??
Religion will always be around, as long as we have old people and private schools. I’ve always considered myself an Athiest, but I just heard about Apathiesm! An Apatheist is someone who doesn’t care if there’s a God.  I’ll be THAT, thank you very much.

Se7en?
Detective. Detective? DE-TECTIVE! You’re looking for me.

Remember jeggings?
Of course I remember jeggings: denim’s 9/11.