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January 26, 2009
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Today is Chinese New Year - time to celebrate, reflect, commence the path and hold hands with the life of your new.

Mpg's plans for this first day of New:

 

Bring in some luck by opening the windows and doors (even though it's bare arse cold out).

 

Leave on the lights this eve to scare away the bad ghosties (they've been leaving the seat up lately anyway and eating all my Skittles).

 

Wear a new pair of slippers to symbolize stepping on the people who gossip about me (step, stomp, dance aggressively…I must practice my moves, maybe I'll copy the lion).

 

And, most importantly, I will remember that what happens on this first day of the New Year will reflect the rest of the year to come…So far…so incredibly good.

 

Happy New Year, everyone - make it yours.

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