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October 05, 2008


Before I start I gotta ask, am I the only person who thinks Kimbo Slice looks like Magic Johnson after he converted to Islam?  Anywho...it seems that people who follow MMA can be broken into 3 groups: hot girls, tough guys, and guys who wish they were tough guys.  The first two groups make sense, but the last group doesn't make much sense to me.  If wannabes are gonna be worshipping muscled men, shouldn't they be worshipping professional wrestlers?  Traditionally, the socially retarded who don't have much going on in the looks department(me) have flocked to pro wrestling.  It really is for nerds.  That's because pro wrestling is the real life version of comic books.  Pretty people with unrealistic muscle tone and funny names fight eachother in colorful costumes and is some cases have interesting backstories.  For example, my mother was impregnated by the paul bearer of her 1st husbands funeral...9 months later I was born.  Stan Lee couldn't write better crap.  So why follow MMA?  Those people(for the most part) are real.  These are the same people who made school a living hell for anyone who wasn't like them.  The only reason they do the whole fighting thing is because they were too dumb to learn any real skills.  The only thing they were good at was working out, being an ass, and spitting out cliche sports mantras.  By the way, I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ because without him I wouldn't be able to write this blog.  At least wrestlers have to learn some acting.  They also have more reasons to fight for than just titles and grudges.  It could be for the love of a woman, a quest to find out who their real son is, and other ridiculous crap.  I say stop feeding the Dana White beast, go with the form of entertainment that has been around since the early part of the last century.  Lose yourself for a couple hours in ridiculous stories.