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Published January 19, 2013 More Info »
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Published January 19, 2013

 

New Years Eve = Early October

 

Christmas = Late September

 

Valentines Day = Mid November

 

St. Patrick's Day = Mid December

 

July Fourth = Early April

 

Memorial Day = Late February

 

Halloween = Late July / Early August

 

If your birthday isn't around any of these times then your parents are just super horny.

 
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