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Published January 19, 2013
  New Years Eve = Early October   Christmas = Late September   Valentines Day = Mid November   St. Patrick's Day = Mid December   July Fourth = Early April   Memorial Day = Late February   Halloween = Late July / Early August   If your birthday isn't around any of these times then your parents are just super horny.  
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