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Published February 08, 2009


WENT BOWLING TONIGHT WITH SOME OF MY LODGE BROTHERS. THIS GAL WAS IN THE NEXT LANE OVER. SHE TURNED OUT  TO BE A PRETTY GOOD BOWLER, WAITED ALL NIGHT AND SHE NEVER GOT ONE SPLIT... DAMMIT!!!

BORROWED_TIME SEZ...

Big apologies to all on picking the winners so late, the life of a pizza man had me working 27 hours over Friday and Saturday. And the medals go to:

Gold – jason2k1 for: “I see the gas and the ass. When is Phelps getting here with the grass?”. I am absolutely amazed that people are surprise over that guy being a weed smoker. Really, America?

Silver – buttermilk for: "Say please!" Not sure if that’s coming from the photographer or the detainee but the word “please” is so hilariously out of place for that circumstance.

Bronze – ian Renga for: “Don't need no credit cards to ride this train but you may want to line your balls with kevlar and wear a fire-proof penis sock.” I’m a Huey Lewis fan, what can I say?

Now I must be on my way to my niece’s birthday party. Cap onward heroes!




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