I got really confused when Kevin Costner said he was going to save us from the oil spill. How could he when he couldn’t even save his acting career or his receding hair line? I had an idea, but not sure if it would go over too well with the public. We could let in some Mexicans, give them $1500 and they would clean up the spill in about a week. Seriously, if we don’t let any more Mexicans into the United States, who is going to clean our houses, our hotel rooms, or be the janitor at the local burrito shop? Don’t people think of these things?