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November 24, 2010

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Malonedies 10:31AM:  Reading an ethnography about a !Kung! Bushmen in africa who lit his anus on fire because he thought it was talking to him and influencing him in evil ways

Scrambles 10:32AM:  Me and Samsonite found a fetus on the road last night and roasted it on an open fire till it turned crispy, then ate it with tarter sauce

Malonedies 10:33AM:  He basically considered it an animate living thing, and when it ‘discharged gas’ he freaked the fuck out, started running around wildly, and finally took the torch to his own asshole

Scrambles 10:33AM:  I did that to my penis a few days ago

Malonedies 10:33AM:  Hahaha

Malonedies 10:35AM: A human fetus was it?  Whatd u guys end up doing

Malonedies 10:37AM:  Damn, bitches are tossing their foetuses like they’re yesterdays turkey these days

Scrambles 10:38AM:  Ya every few hours for the past 23 years my penis shoots out a stream of fluid so i just covered it in gasoline and burne it down to a nub

Scrambles 10:38AM:  I told you we cooked it up and ate it, but if you want me to be more specific his mom cooked it up for us italian style with some meatballs and plenty of sauce

Malonedies 10:39AM:  Hahah…Good, it was probably possessed by baraka or negative mana… You did the right thing

Malonedies 10:40AM:  Haha i wouldnt expect any other form of preparation from Samsonites birther

Scrambles 10:40AM:  Their loss though its damn good eating, especially if you can get the after birth fluids for the sauce but thats real hard to get since you’d have to be there to collect it when the premature birth happens

Malonedies 10:41AM:  Augh gross

Malonedies 10:43AM:  Its common practice in african tribes if a foetus is born to a couple who are thought to have committed incest, the baby is sliced in half longitudinally upon birth, its genitals cleanly sliced in two.  It absolves the responsibility of the incesting couple in the gods’ eyes

Malonedies 10:43AM:  I gotta lend you this book after im done haha

Scrambles 10:44AM:  Sometimes i find pregnant women in [insert any inner city] and just brutally punch and kick their stomachs to tenderize the fetus before i cut the belly and scrape out the soggy lifeless fetus from her uterus, sometimes i cant even wait to get it home and cook it so ill just devour it on the spot hovering over the soon to be dead woman dripping the juices all over her face as i feast

Scrambles 10:45AM:  Ya ill read it, sounds like good bedtime reading

Malonedies 10:45AM  Hahah jesus christ, i should turn you into the police.  Im down with most stuff, but thats just brutal

Malonedies 10:47AM:  I think you’d be happier living amongst savages..  You weren’t meant for modernity

Scrambles 10:48AM:  Im a beast among men

Malonedies 10:49AM:  I think i can safely agree with that

Scrambles 10:50AM:  I want to run on all fours naked and wild in the streets covered with blood and tearing apart any living soul that comes near me

Malonedies 10:51AM:  Hahaha..  That sounds like it would be such a rush

Scrambles 10:51AM:  Animal blood though not human

Scrambles 10:52AM:  Tell me about it I would probably cum 14 times before I killed the 5th person

Malonedies 10:52AM:  Just armed with sharp rocks, for slicing open the bellies

Malonedies 10:53AM:  Hahah…with one hand you’re slicing bellies left and right, and with the other you’re just violently beating off

Malone dies 10:58AM:  Wow, you’re a sick fuck…