I have been writing some jokes and I wanted to share them.
A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, I need to see your ID"
A Priest, a Father, and a Rabi are flying on a plane when the Priest looks to the other two and says "We're lucky the tsunami didn't take out the runway, those victims really need us right now"
A boy walks in on his father taking a shower. The father promptly tells him to leave and later explains to his son that its inappropriate to walk in on others who are showering.
What's so great about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? They are pretty good it by that age and aren't too bad to look at either.
Yo Mamma's so fat she probably should see a doctor.
Yo Family so poor that the church gives you Christmas presents they have collected from the congregation.
Yo House is so small it's carbon foot print is practically nothing.
A White guy, a Black guy, and a Mexican were trapped in a burning building.... no one survived.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross walk signal had changed and she needed to catch the east bound bus.