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Published September 23, 2008

I just looked at the Yahoo! homepage, and the big story when I stopped by was Clay Aiken admitting he was gay. Wow. That has to be the most (un)surprising outing since that one homo from N'Sync admitted he was gay. I wonder once news gets around, how many overweight, middle-aged, lonely, conservative Christian, women are gonna call for his head and burn their copies of "If I Was Invisible".

I just downloaded "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by Iggy Pop and the Stooges. It surprised me to learn that it was made in 1969. 19-fuckin'-69! That was around the same time as the Beatles and Elvis, and it is so much harder than shit like My Chemical Romance or some other prissy-ass emo band. Iggy Pop is quickly becoming my new musical hero!

You probably won't hear this much, but MTV has a good idea for a show. You know the show, My Super Sweet 16? Where they have a camera crew follow some spoiled little princess throw themselves a big ass birthday party? They came up with a great spin-off called Exiled, where they take that brat and banish them to places like the Arctic Circle and the Sahara Desert. I don't know if they come back, since I'm usually laughing my ass off when they worry about accessorizing their make-up.  

Also, Shia LeBouf is a tool. Pretty sure of it. I'll give him the Transformers movie, but no one gives a shit about him in it. He's like Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean. (That's Johnny Depp's movie)

I've seen the trippiest, most awesome video, ever! Look up Gnarls Barkley's "Who's Gonna Save My Soul". It's been a long, long time since I've seen something like that. (Gnarls Barkley is awesome)

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