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February 08, 2014

Jokes about the week's news.

G.I. Joe - the action figure - is turning 50. He still comes with a missile launcher, but it only fires once every couple of days.


The furrier who created Joe Namath's Super Bowl coyote-fur coat says he has received several more orders for the coat ... and a suspicious package marked "ACME."


This year's Super Bowl attracted 111.5 million viewers, making it the most watched Super Bowl in history. That number would have been even higher if all the players on Denver's sideline hadn't been covering their eyes.


In one weekend, world champion eater Molly Schuyler ate 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes, 59 pancakes in 20 minutes, and a 5-pound sandwich in under 5 minutes. And yet, according to her date, she never put out.


Transportation officials say they are developing technology that would alert drivers to an impending collision by transmitting an audible signal to their car. Wouldn't it be more effective to send a text?