Just today I was walking on Hollywood and I saw someone cleaning the sidewalk. He was shining Vincent Price's star on the Walk of Fame with a rag, putting forth quite some force to get the gunk off. I thought to myself, "Haha. That guy is giving Vincent Price a rub down." I started laughing aloud and I realized that the Vincent Price rubber was smiling back at me. Sigh... Vincent Price always gets me raped.