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July 13, 2016

Am I a Doduo? Cuz I want to give you head twice.

We all know regular pickup lines are corny, but people are really into Pokemon GO. It was released less than a week ago and this game is changing people’s lives: making them exercise, taking them to the Holocaust museum, and even getting them laid! We’re all into sunsets and long Pokewalks on the beach, so here are some Pokemon GO pickup lines you could try because, seriously, they might work. That is, of course, if you get the consent to make that trade!

  • Hey boy… You can reach two Pokestops from my bed…
  • Hey girl… I go to the gym at least twice a day.
  • Hey boy… Are those pokeballs in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • You must be a Zubat cuz I see you everywhere.
  • Am I a Doduo? Cuz I want to give you head twice.
  • You don’t need to keep catching Pidgies cuz I’m a fully powered Pidgeot, baby.
  • Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.
  • You must’ve used an incense, cuz I’m drawn to only you.
  • Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!
  • I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.
  • Are you on the Yellow Team? Because my instincts are telling me we should be together.
  • Hey girl… Is the server working or do you need me to serve you?
  • I must be an infinity incubator cuz I wanna hatch your eggs forever.
  • Did it hurt? (“Did what hurt?”) When you fell into that hole because you weren’t paying attention to where you were walking?
  • You must be 200 Stardusts and 1 Charmander candy cuz you’re making me power up!
  • Hey boy… Last I checked, there was a wild Pikachu in my pants.
  • I’ll show you my Poliwag if you show me your Onyx.
  • I have a real holographic Charzard.

Good luck in these streets, trainers!