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February 17, 2015
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A stupid sketch.

INT. CAVE WITH GENERAL “JIHAD” FLAG WAVING IN FRONT.

A table sits in the center of the cave. A group of whatappear to be radical islamists sit around the table. Mostcarry AK47 rifles. The camera only focuses on two of theterrorists, AL ATAWALI and MIZLEL JEHMS.

AL ATAWALI
Who is great?

MIZLEL JEHMS
Alahu-akbar

(said in a high/“girly” voice, with a hand wag)

AL ATAWALI
What?

MIZLEL JEHMS
God is great. (pronounced, gray-ut, again in a high,“girly” voice)

AL ATAWALI
You are doing it again MIZLEL! You sound like a woman.

MIZLEL JEHMS
No. No. I am not a woman.

AL ATAWALI
Good. Alhamdulillah! Thank God.

MIZLEL JEHMS

If we launch this attack, do you think Anderson Cooper will report on it?

AL ATAWALI (shaking his hand to signify “so-so”) What? Why Anderson Cooper? Isn’t he ehh..you know..

MIZLEL JEHMS
But do you think he will report near our cave? Or even interview me? 9.

AL ATAWALI
No. MIZLEL–you’re worrying me again.

MIZLEL JEHMS
It is fine AL ATAWALI. I am not a woman! One last thing though…arethe 70 virgins…

AL ATAWALI

Yes?

MIZLEL JEHMS
all women?
AL ATAWALI
Are you kidding?

MIZLEL JEHMS
No.

AL ATAWALI
So you are…you are…Lesbian!

Camera cuts to AL ATAWALI’S closeup face.

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