Your freshman year of college is a time to cast away the shackles of high school and experience the freedom that a new group of teachers, students and friends can offer. Here are some tips to ruin all of that.
The socks you see on door knobs are up for grabs
Get into a relationship right away
Sharpie your own face before anyone can get to it
Kill someone on the first day, or become someone’s bitch
Just leave your clothes in the dryer all day, they’ll be fine
Before your roommate gets there, push the beds together
Wake your roommate up to ask permission before masturbating
Call your professors by their first names, but call your classmates “Ace”
Everyone loves a dude with a ukulele
You know that cool nickname your high school friends gave you based on that funny inside joke? Tell people to call you that!
Now that you know everything, make sure to tell your family at Thanksgiving