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September 11, 2017
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Hide those lanyards!

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Your freshman year of college is a time to cast away the shackles of high school and experience the freedom that a new group of teachers, students and friends can offer. Here are some tips to ruin all of that.


The socks you see on door knobs are up for grabs

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Get into a relationship right away

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Sharpie your own face before anyone can get to it

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Kill someone on the first day, or become someone’s bitch

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Just leave your clothes in the dryer all day, they’ll be fine

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Before your roommate gets there, push the beds together

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Wake your roommate up to ask permission before masturbating

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Call your professors by their first names, but call your classmates “Ace”

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Everyone loves a dude with a ukulele

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You know that cool nickname your high school friends gave you based on that funny inside joke? Tell people to call you that!

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Now that you know everything, make sure to tell your family at Thanksgiving

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