Things are taking a turn for the worst, he is following me more often now.
Hi, Mr sensibly stupid here again for another awkward chat about growing up.
Today I would like to chat to you about the the morning after the night before,
some people make this moment awkward by hanging around and trying to make chit chat so here are my five rules of disengagement.
1. Don't make eye contact
2. Try not to wake them up
3. If possible collect all evidence you where there
4. Wipe down all the surfaces for fingerprints (or wear gloves all night)
5. Conceal Your identity when leaving
If you follow these simple rules then date rape can be fun for you both.