Hello Everyone – WOW, thanks for all the comments, judging this one was really HARD, but I did my best using the “Blind” judging method – here are the results..
Most Passive Aggressive
ray_14 - Do I look like I want to share it?
keibar - How'd you like me to ram that camera up your ass??
Most Disturbing Visual
theDIRTYm… - He's wrapped his giant dick in a napkin to keep food off of it. (And it's a damned comfy elbow-rest.)
Most Obscure Movie Reference
mellopuma - Well, you see, it's like this: you have a milkshake, and I have this giant straw and ... I drink your milkshake!
Most Interesting Possibilities
csymonz - Things really heated up when Pan invited that eyeballs in the hands guy over to watch porn...
FOOD NETWORK AWARD
theDIRTYm… - Is anyone else surprised it's not a PANcake breakfast ?!! (Anyone? No good? Thank You and Good-Night. I'll be here all week, try the veal. Be sure to tip your wait-staff.) and for - BONUS.: Wilford Brimley just gets scarier in these oatmeal spots.
NFL FAN AWARD
topper38 - The St Louis Rams need to get their old Mascot back!
CAN’T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES AWARD
Rotwang - As a man, I can relate to this guy. We're both morning-woodland creatures. (special note: “If I win anything, can you also mention that I WOULD'VE won your This Is Not A Caption Contest Contest. I really thought it was a contest. I was sad.”(so mentioned; He would have… if it had been…)
LADIES CHOICE AWARD
bubbalicious - The perfect husband: will eat anything his wife cooks and he's always horny
MEAN GIRLS AWARD
chuckling - Jessica Simpson before Proactiv.
keibar - Unemployed again. True Blood's moved from pagans to werewolves.
Before we get to the winners, there is one more VERY SPECIAL AWARD to be given; a brand new award created for THIS RARE occasion, and hopefully for those other rare occasions that may occur in the future, where a comment is SO UNEXPECTED, SO SURPRIZING, and SO STRIKING that it must receive (drum roll..)
THE KOOLDAD CUP
lyziwyg - The guy who used to pick the winners QUIT! Theoretically there is a new person who's supposed to be stepping in, I already emailed him and let him know you guys are FREAKING OUT.
I’m still trembling with Honor and Humility… Congratulations!
AND NOW – THE WINNERS!!!
runsilentrun - "Listen Baby. If Seal & Heidi can do it- we'll be a breeze."
JBnthe217 - "Breakfast is over Ms. Lohan, so grab your bed mat and get back to your cell."
And Last but NOT Least…
deezer - "That's JUST great! Every time I sit down for a meal, the Dark Bell of Eternal Damnation Rings...ARG!"
Thanks Again Everyone for your great captions and making it so hard to judge, I hope it was as much fun for you as it was for me. I’m just sayin’.. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(original Blog Post)
ATTENTION CTIZENS OF FUNNY OR DIE!!
This is an activation of the Emergency Caption Contest Network! THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT – THIS IS NOT A TEST! This activation is in direct response to the LACK OF RESPONSE from FOD for over a week now! (THREE weeks for choosing Contest winners!!)
The Funny or Die Website has become a “Ghost Ship” of the Internet, apparently abandoned by Captain and Crew and left to sail along, unguided and alone. Either that or they’re running one of they’re little Psychological tests again; WHO KNOWS and, if anyone does, please share with the rest of us.
In the meantime, here’s an interesting picture from the “Dark Side”; there are no rules and I’ll be doing the Judging myself.