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May 20, 2009
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My next door neighbor returned from last weekend's Bassmasters Tourney with a second place finish and $25,000.  He missed out on the $125,000 first place by 4 ounces.

I mentioned his success to my wife and she told me I should be a pro bass angler because that's more than I made last year.  I could have explained that there's more to bass tourneys than putting a worm and bobber out.  I could have rattled on about entry fees, fuel costs, tackle maintenance, skin cancer, etc.  Instead, I just nodded.

I'm shopping for a boat next weekend.  Wife's orders.
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