Crystal Harris the Playboy Bunny that left
the Crypt Keeper
Hugh Hefner at the altar faster than the hare left the tortoise in
Aesop's fable would like her own reality show. Even though the details
of the show haven't been leaked yet, I got a good idea of how the show
is going to work. Each week Hugh's ex-fiancé will propose to a new
man. The wedding will be set for the end of the week but before the
wedding can happen she'll call it off. So it'll be a lot like The Bachelor except more boobs and more superficial.
It looks like the old
tortoise which in this case is Hugh is going to win again. If only
the late Anna Nicole Smith could've penned a book, "How to Marry An Old
Rich Fart Without Them Touching Your Lady Parts And Still Leave You
Millions," then Crystal wouldn't be at the mercy of reality TV.