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August 16, 2015
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Lay down a tarp before you read this one, or you're going to be cleaning bits of your brain off the wall by the time you're done.

Lay down a tarp before you read this one, or you’re going to be cleaning bits of your brain off the wall by the time you’re done.

1. The memory of Drew is so present it’s actually visible.

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Is that a ghost? No, it’s the impression left by last week’s Cast Off contestant Drew Logan: his sacrifices, his positivity, and his goodwill.


2. Christina pushes through the pain of an injury to stay in the competition.

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Christina hit her head, but she doesn’t care. Maybe she’s bleeding, maybe she has a concussion, maybe she’s in a special coma where you can still walk and talk and compete in a reality show like a normal person. Whatever the case, she’s tossing an ice pack on that noggin and staying in the game.


3. Matt boldly blazes a new trail in fashion.

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Usually, berets are reserved for mimes and art students, but ANW Host Matt Oberg triumphantly marches his out into the mainstream, ushering in a new era of fine headwear. Say, “Bonjour,” to haute couture.


4. Cornbread says THIS.

Wow…we’re speechless and a little hungry.


5. It’s a DOUBLE ELIMINATION.

Just when you thought the shit couldn’t hit the fan any harder, we flip the script on you and reveal a fan made entirely OF shit. Farewell Frankie! Ta-ta Jazzy T!


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