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Published April 20, 2012

Ah, a fresh new platform to rant needlessly on. One that likely won’t censor my witty brand of enthusiasm destroying humor / hatred. Facebook was getting old as a forum to rant on, anyway. It just isn’t designed for the long-winded, cynical rants - not only are the majority too lazy and distracted to click the “See More” link and finish reading the rants, it’s just not in the family friendly nature of the Facebook game. “The Facebook” is to be taken 100% seriously as well, by at least 50% of its inhabitants, irregardless of the fact it’s likely a CIA funded project designed to gather as much information about its users as possible, including Mission Impossible-esque shit like facial recognition. (And despite the fact that most users are stalking each other and longing to be touched in the real world.)

Plus, some humorless bastards actually started to report my “observations,” buncha pansies. As if we should take posts on Facebook seriously, or something. You don't HAVE to read what I posted, fuckhead, and you are personally choosing to be offended by it, headfuck. I will post the 'offensive' quote in question.

 

“Casey Anthony should rape the corpse of Trayvon Martin while Zimmerman masturbates in the corner, sobbing quietly to Whitney Houston’s entire discography as it plays erotically in the background.

Broadcast it LIVE on EVERY NETWORK.”

 Is this really all that offensive, boys and girls? Clearly this is hyperbolic satire of the angriest fashion, yes, but is it really any worse than the mind-numbing filth you are exposed to by your television sets on the daily? In fact, I reckon that it was a rather bold and noble statement to make. I'm not saying I'm Mother Theresa or anything. But it was still a righteous effort on my part. You see its purpose was twofold: to make people laugh and also, more importantly, to point out the absurdity of focusing unnecessary media attention on insignificant occurrences. 

 

Journalistic integrity is cast aside in favor of the sensationalizing of otherwise personal and mundane conflicts. Shit that will NEVER effect you in any way, whatsoever, beyond how you personally react to it. And you're getting force fed this white dog poop on the daily, hour after hour, day after torturous day. 

 

Casey Anthony may have killed her daughter.....maybe her father did. Maybe it was Professor Plum in the kitchen. Who knows? WHO CARES, more importantly? It’s an unfortunate situation, the very tragic murder of a poor innocent child. But it's all mind games and propaganda to focus on the trial in the media.

 

And I’m sure Caseys daughter feels vindicated in heaven seeing her death sparking a 3 year media white-out to focus on her murder. 

 

I don’t mean to sound cold, but this case was simply none of our business. Neither is all the details of every dead celebrities autopsy. Whitney Houston had fucking SNIPERS on the rooftops during the live broadcast of her funeral. That's right, they broadcast the entire funeral LIVE on most major networks…and had SNIPERS on the fuckin' roof-tops. Maybe the media should put its focus on people still ALIVE, namely the ones fucking up our ecosystem and sociological infrastructure to maximize profits to a small, wealthy elite?

 


And Trayvor Martin and Zimmermans communication cluster-fuck? It's already becoming the figurative poster child of a race-war. (As was intended.) This story is being spun a certain way, ON PURPOSE, more than likely as an attempt from the crooked establishment to start a race war. Or at the very least to divert the attention to some new bill raping our rights and putting its post-sex cigarette out on the constitution. It has all the tell-tale signs of a false-flag designed to get everyone feeling nice and racist, nice and hateful, nice and spiteful of each other, spiteful for no reason. Which is perfect for these elusive, sketchily elite bastards - the world is falling apart on a moral, societal, financial, and cultural level, and everyone's too busy hating each other over skin color and sexual preference instead of opening their eyes to the shadow government conditioning them to have the very prejudice thoughts stifling the advancement of their entire species.

But I digress...

They’re only showing pre-teen pictures of Trayvon. Pictures taken many, many years ago. And I'm not gonna debate what happened between these two people, because I wasn't there and it's none of my business. The point I'm making, if you need it spelled out you sheep-fuck, is the media is sensationalizing every aspect of the story that will incite hatred and discourse. They are intentionally riling people up...it seems pretty god-damn obvious. It's sad how bad it's gotten, how much hate we are subjected to on a daily basis.

 

So everyone is sympathetic with the "child" now, and they’re focusing on the race of these people when it should not be a focus in the story at all. In my opinion, it's racist to judge what happened between these two based on the color of their skin. For that even to pop into your mind? "Well what color was the victim and assailant?" That was a racist thought in itself, dipshit. Way to go, you racist prick.

 

And with the media focusing primarily on the race of the victim, they might as well be wearing Klansman outfits and burning crosses on live TV. These asshat corporate shills don't have us all fooled though, I see right through your subliminal messages you fucking scumbags.


     They’re getting everyone all hyped up on hatred for the wrong things, and spite for the wrong people based on the wrong reasons.

 

     I’ve seen people posting stuff on media platforms such as Yahoo! news; “A black man recently killed an elderly couple. He RAPED the wife. The husband was a World War II vet. But you won’t hear THAT in the news. If it was a black couple that had got murdered, Blah blah racist racist blah blah blah." All right, we get it, you're deeply conditioned at this point, you actually fell hook line and sinker for the racist thoughts the media have been planting into your subconscious. And the media are the ones you should be mad at, not an entire, diverse RACE of your fellow man.   

 

Let’s make two simple observations here:

  • The story is about the rape of an elderly woman followed by the subsequent gruesome double murder of her and her husband as carried out by a morally bankrupt shell of a human being. No, not a morally bankrupt shell of a BLACK man, a morally bankrupt shell of a HUMAN BEING. That ISN’T mainstream news worthy, its too blatantly dark. They prefer to subtlety when they celebrate violence for hours on end every night.  
  • Wouldn’t a propaganda-based media, attempting to cover-up government and corporate funded tyranny and injustice, intentionally spell out an entire race as the victim of a personal conflict? Doing this to intentionally infuriate both sides in an attempt to incite a planned race war, effectively keeping the nation of people divided and unaware of the true culprits of injustice and murder poisoning the spirit, mind, and bodies of millions of people the worldwide over on a daily basis?

                        That's what I thought, tard.


     So fuck Facebook in its face, and cum in the “I” of the See-I-Ay that funds it. And fuck the retards who were offended enough to report my post as offensive. It’s not nearly as offensive as the institutes it’s meant to satirically attack.

 

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