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August 14, 2016
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Let’s face it, feeling good about yourself is not good for business and feeling good about your body, no matter how you look, is even worse. Yet don’t fret; we are here to fix that. That internal sense of value and worth probably feels weird and unfamiliar, right? So check out these models in swimsuits while you remind yourself how disgusting and unattractive you actually are.

By Francis Nicholson

For some weird reason you may have had a recent burst of self-confidence and positive body image. Chances are if that’s the case, it may be because you have somehow slipped through the net of the media’s ceaseless bombardment of images of shallow and superficial beauty. Let’s face it, feeling good about yourself is not good for business and feeling good about your body, no matter how you look, is even worse. Yet don’t fret; we are here to fix that. That internal sense of value and worth probably feels weird and unfamiliar, right? So check out these models in swimsuits while you remind yourself how disgusting and unattractive you actually are.
OK, the images you see here have been digitally touched up and even these models don’t look like these models, but that’s not the point. The point is we need to make you feel bad about yourself so you buy things you don’t need. Of course, we can’t just come out and say, “You’re ugly”, so instead we come out and say, “Hey, you don’t look like this”, appealing to some illogical and unthinking part of your subconscious looking for validation of your worth based on a subjective “look” we have created – a “look” that is impossible to even obtain. It’s pure genius!!!

So take a good look and see how hot and attractive these women are and remind yourself you are not that, but you just could be if you bought that swimsuit. Then when you buy it and don’t look like these uber-hot models, go out and buy more stuff to numb the pain of not living up to an artificially constructed image of female beauty based on patriarchy and a capitalist system that only values greed, profit and all things superficial.

But please, don’t overthink it, just look at how amazing these women look and how lazy and not like them you are. It’s the remedy to that odd feeling of intrinsic inner worth you have been looking for.

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Hoping to Have the Sexiest Summer Ever? Slip Into One of These Swimsuits. LOL, who are we kidding, fatty.

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