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I have a temper, right boys? You guys know what I'm talking about. I get mad. When I get mad I say silly things, as most people do. I get irrational, and I become Iron Man. Nothing can stop me. However, I loose the ability to speak correctly, or appropriately. Normally a guy would say, "Hey man, why don't you stop being an asshole?" but I would whisper, "Dammit, man. Your asshole is showing." Not referring to his actual butt hole, but the fact that his asshole-like-quality is showing, and I want to let him know.

Another thing I do is talk big game about stuff I would never do. I'm the guy who had people complain for him his whole life. I don't do that. I feel like my asshole is showing when I do. Again, referring to my quality, not my actual butt hole. It's very rare that my butt hole shows. Example. This douche bag came to the pool and put on an apron that had a naked man's body on it. So, it looked like he was just a sculpted naked man. We all get it, we've all seen these and thought they were equally as dumb as what I'm saying now. If you're reading this, you're probably smart enough to never go near those things. He came up and asked my girlfriend if she wanted any sausage, then laughed. My response, a pity laugh. That's it? This guy was so rude to the girl I love, and all I can do is pity laugh. I have talked so much shit about this guy ever since that day, though. And that's what I'm getting at. I am, by definition, a vagina - NOT Iron Man.

Norris out.

 

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