It happens every year. Someone somewhere decides that they will save the children of America from dental decay and obesity by giving them Apples and or Toothbrushes on Halloween instead of candy. Although their motives may be pure they only lead to an enraged group of costume clad children who will do anything to get a Snickers. So before you decide to take matters into your own hands and cure the children of America remember that once they have something in hand that they can throw at you you are responsible for what inevitably will happen to you. Happy Halloween and remember to duck!