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To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Benefits??

Hi Ruth!

Quick question re: benefits. Brought my insurance card to the “chiropractor” yesterday but co-pay wasn’t approved? Do you know who I can talk to about getting paid back?

Mike


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Hi Mike – That’s weird. Are you sure the doctor was in-network? If you give me their contact info I can check the system.

Preemptively worried about the quotation marks you used when writing “chiropractor.”

Ruth Becky
Human Resources, Funny Or Die


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Well she was more just a masseuse. I went in for a hand job. Hope this doesn’t make a difference?
Mike


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

That makes a difference, yes. Funny Or Die’s health insurance does not cover hand jobs.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Ooof. Def will remember that for next time. I guess just cover me this once.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Mike,
Not just this once. We’re not paying for your hand jobs. You realize you’re talking to Human Resources right now, right?


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Um, I just need you to be cool here, Ruth. No one told me this was Funny Or Die’s policy.

Hope this email exchange has a “happy ending.” LOL.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

MIKE.
This is not just Funny Or Die. This is all companies. Health insurance is for when you’re sick.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Newsflash, Ruth, I am sick … OF YOUR ATTITUDE.

Hope health insurance at least covers skin care, cause you just got burned.

Tell ya what, since it’s neither of our faults, let’s just agree to each pay $600.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Michael,you need to let this go.

Also, not that it matters, but I’m concerned this hand job cost $1200.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

They had to raise the price cause they said I had a “garbage dick.” :(

Ruth. I can’t just jerk myself off. I’m Catholic. Need you to be a friend here.

Also it’s Mike. I hate being called Michael.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
cc: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

I’m sorry to have to do this but I’m looping in Dan.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
cc: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
From:mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Go ahead, who do you think drove me?


To: HR@funnyordie.com
cc: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Hi Ruth! Perfect timing. I was actually just about to email you. Me and Mike were having some trouble with our insurance cards yesterday. Hoping you can help.


To: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
cc: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

I hate you both and we’re not paying for these.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
cc: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

Hi Ruth – I’d like to talk to you about a $1200 raise.


Previously: Funny Or Die’s New Employee Gets an Email Address

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