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Published May 30, 2010 More Info »
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Published May 30, 2010
Have you ever heard a RutabagaScream?  Or tortured a Turnip till it Bleeds?  My father doesn't understand whyI do not care for meat.  But, oh, to seeA Carrot stretched upon the rack.  Sheer Joy!How I relish the very thought of aBroccoli being ripped and torn apart.I walk into a garden, looking forMy next victim.  The Cabbage tries inVain to bury its head.  the Spinach runsFor cover.  And the Cucumbers--wait tillThey see what I have in store for them.  ThoughSatan cares more for burning flesh, I thinkMy virgin vegetable sacrifice is best.