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Published: November 26, 2012
Description: Jake, born a Gemini, has become the foremost psychic of the Stars. Or is that his twin?

You are about to embark on a journey, an excursion that will be inspirational and stimulating all the while causing a great deal of pleasure, is what Gemini’s have to look forward to this month.  So make sure that you break that exciting news to your Gemini friends who don’t keep up with their horoscopes.  As for you, a Sagittarius, shit’s not looking too good. You better hang out with Gemini’s as much as possible and watch out for traffic.