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Published July 25, 2012

 

Top 10 Little-Known Facts about the London Olympic Games
 
Queen Elizabeth will throw out the ceremonial first javelin
Michael Phelps actually swam all the way to England and beat the team plane
The U.S. basketball team has agreed to allow the referees to play for their opponents each game.  Still favored by twenty.
Heightened security measures include using the ears of Prince Charles as supersonic listening devices
Pippa Middleton required to be mentioned in coverage every 30 minutes by all countries
British Open golf tournament strategically scheduled ahead of games so London prostitutes could train with Tiger
IOC awarded games to London as part of ongoing secret plan by Spice Girls to take over world (again)
Entire cost of games being footed by pocket change from David Beckham's couch
As is their custom, the French team has already given away their medals and surrendered to the country nearest them
This year's Canadian team consists only of a polar bear, three geese, and Celine Dion
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