Kids are inquisitive, especially when they hear their parents scream “WHAT? HOW?!” on a Tuesday night. Here are some ways to explain Trump’s election to our kids.
In French or possibly English, depending on what part of Canada you’ve moved to.
“This is a story all about how our country got flip turned upside down…”
By getting a vasectomy.
“Honey, Mommy and Daddy lived in a terrible world and thought that YOU
should come die there too.”
They’ll learn it on their own in the labor camps.
“When a daddy and a mommy love each other but hate minorities and
Your suicide note should cover it.
“…and the big bad Trump huffed and he puffed and he blew America down!”
You don’t. Just put them in a medically induced coma and wake them up
four years later.