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Published September 26, 2012

To compete with E!'s Keeping up with the Kardashians, and boost ratings for reality show Mrs. Eastwood & CompanyClint Eastwood has announced he's releasing a sex tape.

“Short a well-timed wardrobe malfunction, this is exactly what Mrs. Eastwood needs," said one E! exec. Hollywood Leek obtained a copy of the tape, which reveals an 81-year old Eastwood bedding a group of sorority girls on Spring Break.

The film serves as a tequila advertisement, but also features a plethora of Eastwood clichés. "You feel lucky?" Eastwood asks one lady just before getting started. At one point as he climaxes Eastwood screams “Get Off My Lawn!”

Asked for comment, the two-time  Oscar-winning director said, "We were aware of the business model when we signed up for a show on E!. Plus, I’m 81, so I’m not sure how many more sex tapes I have in me."

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