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If there was ever a reason to save newspapers (and print media in general, I guess), it's the police blotter. Idiots keep breaking the law and someone has to keep track.
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Up next: The Police Blotter at its Finest 
- haha too funny!!!
- oh boy
- HaHaHa!!!!
- LOL!!!
- On #16 why did they cut the next one off it started out pretty good "A kitten on Shaw Drive apparently has "rectum....."
- some of these are pretty fake...lol
- Since when can ducks verbally refuse medical treatment?
- "uhh dispatch we have a swansons chicken pot pie running east on clay street"
- Roflcooooppptteerrrr
- hahahahah these are all so good
- Love these, though, it'll always remain a mystery what a swanson chicken pot pie running down the street really looks like......rank that with bigfoot and the lochness monster!
- Too funny! needed this today!
- After divorcing his wife, Arnold went to his favorite fan's house.
- That is great!!!
- lol
- http://dailyrecordpoliceblotters.blogspot.com/
- Some of these are pretty funny...
- These are pretty good.
- #8 is my town, unfortunately.
- funny shit
- I hope #13 is fake... totally fucked up
- "the man was told to beat it" LOL
- You have 2 #8's and #16's... lol
- I always knew Arnold Schwarzenegger was a perv.
- lmao
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