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Published August 22, 2008

BEIJING OLYMPICS

The Beijing Olympics had many great moments, including:

---some swimmer dude winning lots of Gold Medals,

---the Women’s Beach Volleyball Towel Boy collision, and

---the Email-Money-Scam Event whereas Nigeria won Gold, Silver, and Bronze.  Again.

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Unfortunately, several “Lesser Known Sports” received little or no TV airtime and remain unnoticed. These events included:

OLYMPIC BELLYFLOP

OLYMPIC PROSTATE EXAMINERS

OLYMPIC “OKLAHOMA!” MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

OLYMPIC DING-DONG DITCH

OLYMPIC HOPSKOTCH

 

Remember, just because you didn’t see these events on TV, and countries pretend they don’t exist, doesn’t mean they aren’t as spectacular as the alleged “real” sports.

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NEW & MPROVED 

LESSER-KNOWN SPORT EVENTS

COMING TO THE

2012 LONDON OLYMPICS!

TAXI-CAB DRIVING; The New York Cab Association will sponsor this event, which has sparked interest in several countries, especially Mexico, Italy, Puerto Rico, and Antartica.

GOOGLING; this event has not yet been organized. Not sure how this would work, but what Google wants, Google gets.

CHARADES; everyone’s favorite party game, this joyful event will have a twist---it will be played while parachuting out of an upside-down crop-duster. The team must determine the charaded topic before landing on the crop formation target. If we get permission.

ROAD RAGING; the organizers are working out the legalities of this event, which will include coffee spillage, middle-finger distribution, and verbal communication.

METH-AMPHETAMINE PRODUCTION; Again, depending on the legalities thing.

 

 

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