If you're in a bad mood----read this

By Joe Burton July 17, 2011 | 1,121,580 Views
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 You can't  read this and stay in a bad  mood!

1.  How Do You Catch a Unique  Rabbit?
Unique  Up On It.

2.  How Do You Catch a Tame  Rabbit?
Tame  Way.

3.  How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest  ?
They  Take The Psychopath

4.  How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil  The Hell Out Of It

5.  What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete  Wall?
Dam!

6.  What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too  Long?  
 Polaroids

7.  What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't  work?
A  Stick  
 
8.  What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't  Yours?  
 Nacho  Cheese.

9.  What Do You Call Santa's  Helpers?
Subordinate  Clauses.

10.  What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In  Quicksand?
Quatro  Cinco.

11.  What Do You Get From a Pampered  Cow?
Spoiled  Milk. 

12.  What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a  Vampire?
Frostbite.

13.  What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And  Twitches?
A Nervous  Wreck.

14.  What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea  Soup?
Anyone  Can Roast Beef.

15.  Where Do You Find a Dog With No  Legs?
Right  Where You Left Him.

16.  Why Do Gorillas Have Big  Nostrils?
Because  They Have Big Fingers.

17.  Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky  Dive?
Because  It Scares The Dog.

18.  What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The  Titanic?
Sanka.

19.  What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a  Hoover ?!
The Location  Of The Dirt Bag.

20.  Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall  Down?
Because  They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their  Hats.

21.  What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a  Bad Skydiver?
A Bad  Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes  Dang! Whack.

22.  How Are a  Texas   Tornado And a  Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's  Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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  • Dude...some of these made me laugh out loud. Needed multiple laughs this morning before I get my Cab.ernet. 33% WTF is with this site? I was getting hundreds of negative votes..all at one time...Why? FOD is tracking it now. Why would the people here not be happy for us doing well? You really well. Til later.
  • these have to be some of the worst jokes ive ever read
  • nacho cheese :']!
  • Those puns put me in a horrible mood. I was happy before I read this but now I want to destroy the internet.
  • This ruined my good mood.
  • just awful.... dreadful even
  • some not so bad other willlll!
  • I absolutely do not get the second one. I feel like an idiot.
  • that was terrible in several ways
  • Too cute!!! sometimes you don't need to be vulgar to laugh
  • Fuck you Joe
  • This made my day lmao some of this stuff was funnyXD
  • Whatt this was so funny ! HAHA
  • Fuck this shit.
  • I live in Tennessee, I own a house, not a trailer, therefore the last "joke" did not amuse me. Especially since my house in Tennessee got hit by one of the April 27, 2011 tornadoes.
  • Come on people, have a sense of humor will you?! This was some funny stuff.
  • that's punny !
  • The lame jokes put me in a bad mood but the comments saying how terrible they were cracked me up.
  • made my day :)
  • funny. cheesy, but sometimes you need some cheese. even if it's nacho cheese.
  • haaaaha
  • no you daft yanks no!!!
  • but nacho cheese did make me chuckle
  • really, not at all funny
  • your all lame 15,16, and 17 are hilarious
 
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