Not sure if you Big Media types over at Funny or Lies!!! are aware of this, but a Hollywood marriage breaking up is not “news” to anyone - it is just more manufactured content to keep the public distracted from the real issues.
Seriously, are the news agencies even trying to hide the influence corporations have over them, anymore? I’m sure the media blackout over the North Dakota pipeline standoff has nothing to do with the oil industry controlling the media’s purse strings.
That same industry is literally destroying the foundation of the earth with toxic fracking, but who cares about the structural integrity of the planet when you’ve got to make Brad and Anjelina front page news!
You greedy idiots, who are more concerned with ratings than real reporting, propped up and made a hero out of Donald Trump, and now that carny, xenophobic genie is out of the bottle and infecting our nation worse than your fear-mongering Zika Virus headlines.
Of course, I’m sure a reasonably-priced cure for all infections will be put on the market once the poison merchant Monsanto and pharma kingpin Bayer conglom to form a giant, corporate Death Star. Not!
You in the American Media are such curious creatures: You routinely bend over, yet can never find your spines.
What’s almost worse than your content management is the fact that - with all of these terrible things going on in the world - Anjelina and Brad couldn’t just STAY unhappily married. Instead, they have to steal all this attention away from the aforementioned real issues. Frankly, I’m disappointed. And she calls herself an activist.
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