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If you're a Sunni Muslim and have an interest in Video production then maybe an internship with ISIS is right for you!

Must have 3-5 years experience, Knowledge of Final Cut and the Adobe Creative Suite and be a Sunni Muslim.

ABOUT US: We are an expanding organization that produces some of the most viral videos on the internet.

We have been featured in Huffington Post, The Guardian and the New York Times Blog. We are looking for a videographer who owns their own camera (Canon 7D is a plus!), lighting kit and has declared their allegiance to the Caliph of Islam, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Must be proficient using a Mac.

You will be shooting, editing and adding motion graphics. Descendants of the holy prophet Muhammad strongly encouraged to apply.

It is very important that the final videos be professional while maintaining the underground “ISIS” aesthetic. We take our brand very seriously. The only thing we take more serious is the expansion of the Islamic State and the rejection of the political divisions established by the western powers in the Sykes-Picot Agreement.

We know that this is an unpopular position but we edit in Final Cut X.

Must be willing to travel. We frequently do off-sight shoots at this one little patch of desert we really like. For off-sight shoots we recommend that you wear clothes you don’t mind getting dirty.

Must not be easily offended. Some of the content can be rather graphic but don’t worry you will not be filming porn.

No transits! Must live near one of our bases in Iraq, Syria or Cleveland.

Please send a resume, reel and cover letter. In the cover letter please describe a challenge you overcame when defending the name of the one true Caliph of Islam Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

This is currently an INTERNSHIP position. NO SALARY. But we can offer you college credit and the chance to work on videos that are sure to go viral. Our regular viewers include President Obama, Ron Pearlman and Phil from Duck Dynasty.

Apply to HR-ISIS@yahoo.com

Put “ISIS rules” in the subject line so we know you aren’t submitting blindly.

Good luck!

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