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Published September 22, 2010 More Info »
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Published September 22, 2010
Lindsey Lohan went to jail, but was quickly released.  Now ladies, if your man prematurely ejaculates, you can discretely tell your friends that he “Lindsey Lohan’d.”  At first, I thought she was arrested for all of those shitty movies she made, but apparently if you’re always wasted on prescription medications and alcohol, they say you “have a problem.”  So, I guess Lindsey Lohan and I are a lot alike, except for the shitty movie part.  Oh wait, I was in a PBS movie when I was 8.  I guess the only difference then is that I am not a lesbian; although I could be if I drink enough.
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