Passover Explained With Graphs


Oh hai Jews. Happy Passover. Here are some graphs that depict how you might feel on this holiday.






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  • You know what's funny? This is very funny. Do you know what's not funny? As a Catholic who married a Jew, it's all terribly true. The Seder and especially the Silverfish destroyed our marriage.
  • Oh, yeah, I forgot the heated argument over whether I was going to wear a yarmulke. I was a little drunk at that point (there was plenty of liquor since no one else touched it.) And I'm not sure, but I think I might've said they missed the bus on Jesus. And then I showed them the Crucifix that was hanging around my neck to ward off...whoever he is with the four dollar jackpot.
  • Check My Passover Seder video- Search For "a very Schmucky Seder"
  • Matzah... For Jews and gerbils, and more! Lol.
  • Have a gppd Passover!
  • This is true. The only one I went to was exactly like this in time management.
  • That is so funny lol
  • Can't stop chuckling about gerbils. Happy Passover all!
  • the reforms allow a little butter on the matzoh.
  • I'm borrowing this and hiding it with the aphikoman.
  • furril!
  • Geeking out on Passover!
  • Awesome
  • well done. *leaves breadcrumbs* OOPS! PESACH! *leaves matzacrumbs*
  • A twist on Matzah Brie...blend eggs, half and half or milk, cinnamon and sugar, and a banana (or apple) in blender. Soak matzah in this batter and fiy as usual. Mmmmmmmmmmm!
  • that would be fry as usual. Fly if you want to.
  • Awesome Laura!
  • Where is the kvethcing part???
  • you are bad! but i love joo anyways :) Happy P & Chag Sameach
  • I don't get it... all sounds pretty normal to me :)
  • Happy Passover! This was fun.
  • last night, my (roman catholic fiance) & I tried to sit at the end of the table to avoid reading anything out loud, plan 100% backfired, he read the second longest paragraph & i read the longest paragraph. total fail.
  • Happy Passover
  • This is a good one. Happy holidays... to everyone. Whatever holiday your celebrating.
  • This is great!