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March 07, 2016

The two-time weed-smoking prez candidate has this pothead's vote!

Uhm, hold up! Cool dude and presidential candidate of the #woke people, Bernie Sanders, has DONE MARIJUANA TWO TIMES. So now we can coin the phrase #WokeAndToke.
This is the exact quote.

I have done marijuana twice in my life.

— Bernard "Bernie "Weed Head"" Sanders

Here’s a vid of that quote IN ACTION.

Hell yeah, a lil’ celebratory weed leaf for that first magical puff puff pass the Bern-man burned.

Uhmmmm, yeah you guessed it, it’s a SECOND weed leaf because our future Commander in KEEF has smoked MARIJUANA a total if DOS times.

Alright, so turns out after he did EXACTLY TWO toke seshes, Sanders coughed a whole bunch and decided it wasn’t for him. Hey, and you know what? That is totally cool because part of being a ganja enthusiast is respecting the boundaries of your fellow doobie brothers and sisters.

As long as Bernie can respect that a large number of us have a blunt a day minimum, he has our vote, just like this lil’ kitty kat has this fat nug.