How Punny Are You?
October is one of our favorite months here at the Farmers’ Almanac. Halloween, pumpkins, colorful leaves, crisp temperatures …yup it’s a good time.Here are some puns from our Contributing Editor and well-known verbalist Richard Lederer:
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What does a witch pack for a picnic on the beach?
What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hallow weenie.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What’s the favorite food of mathematicians?
How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern
Have any more? Share them here. Or send an email to the originator