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Published October 28, 2009
How Punny Are You?   October is one of our favorite months here at the Farmers’ Almanac. Halloween, pumpkins, colorful leaves, crisp temperatures …yup it’s a good time.Here are some puns from our Contributing Editor and well-known verbalist Richard Lederer:What do ghosts serve for dessert?I scream.What does a witch pack for a picnic on the beach?A sandwich.What do you call an empty hot dog?A hallow weenie.Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts.How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?With a pumpkin patch.What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? SquashWhat’s the favorite food of mathematicians?Pumpkin piHow did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?With a Jekyll lanternHave any more? Share them  here. Or send an email to the