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Just recieved from the Seal/Crab snowfall sardine classified informational knowledge feed. It has come to firstname.lastname@example.org that our mortal enemies the rabidevilpenguins is now seriously considering that when they impliment thier overtake our planets wartime plan. That thier seriously taking one of our most/Famous/Talented/Blonde/Beautiful downhill speed racers whom yesterday shattered all downhill speed records! Lindsey Vonn has now 50 records and is///we @ eatevilpenguins believe will be a top target by the rabidpenguins,cause of her talent speed and no fear raceing downhill snow sking,so they can harvest her stem cells to incorporate into thier spieces for dominance! @ this point its just part of our intelligence rumor network and will of course keep all we hear & maintain such rumors/intelligence into our mainframe files,to be used & corrdinated for when the day of the tux inevitable attack comes! Please maintain viewing/reading daily for such updates.