Today is all about the cycling. Man, some of these new body suits look REAL!
I volunteer to lick off all the ladies bicycle seats after the ride - it's the yeast I can do...
(with a nod to the Dirty Midget)Kooldad
Excuse me miss....sorry my mistake sirbigjas
Being a bicycle seat is not easy. You never know what kind of an ass you're going to be dealt.keibar
SHOW: I've noticed that every race is won by a woman.JoeLeeThree
PLACE: Stop smiling or we'll have to put the seat back!Rhiann0n
and the winner is...
WIN: Shame is wearing a red wig and realizing you have a thumb for a penis.