As you no doubt know by now, Brady Olson, a 15-year-old living in rural Iowa, recently registered “Deez Nuts” as an Independent candidate for president, which is only slightly less cartoonish than Donald Trump’s 2016 bid. But haven’t you wondered what Deez Nuts would actually look like if he existed? No? Uh … well, we did, so we commissioned an artist to realize our vision of the candidate polling third, behind only Hillary Clinton and Trump. Here are the results:


Yep, that seems about right. But it’s kind of hard to picture the whole thing without context, isn’t it? It would be great to seem him in some sort of debate-type situation — OH WAIT, WHAT’S THIS:

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Fuckin’ sweet — Deez Nuts has my vote.

Ted Cruz 2016.

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